PrOjEcT BiScOtTi
PrOjEcT BiScOtTi
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Known for his legendary guitar bends and face-shredding solos, Creature was spawned in a place known as Keith, WV. Raised on beer and Rock n Roll, he found his musical home among the mutants and misfits of Project Biscotti.
Creature enjoys long walks to nowhere, and the movies of Pauley Shore. Some of his greatests influences inclued, Nirvana, Mushroomhead, Dead Kennedys, Doug Lou-Ellen from the People's Court, Lyle Lovett, and the inventor of the 'fuck you!'
Aside from playing music and keeping his face buried in snatch, Creature's only want from life is to drink beer, have fun, and fuck his merry way to hell; where he plans to build central-air conditioned condos along the shore of the lake of fire, and become a Hell's greatest real estate tycoon! That or start a blue grass band with Lucifer, George Jones, and the wonderful Mr. Ted Bundy. Look for Creature, getting wild with a case of beer and a chainsaw, on a street corner near you.
CREEP MAMA
Creep Mama, the multi-talented, mad woman, from Boone County, is a natural musician & entertainer. While being slightly demented, and constantly lost in her own world of crazy, she brings a delicate touch of beauty and softness to the Biscotti plate.
A queen of make up and costuming, she not only sings, plays guitar, bass, xylophone, and trumpet, but she also does all of Biscotti's costume & make up work.
This sweet, unassuming, Creep, makes music & style her BITCH, one show at a time. Some of her favorite artists include El Creepo!, The Marshall Tucker Band, The Laser Beams, and, of course, the midnight screams of the hellhounds at her door.
Ignoring the fact that she is our belly dancer/choreographer, Creep Mama also never met a baby animal she didn't love.
CARDIAC JONES
A gypsy by birth, Cardiac Jones is one part madman, one part transvestite, and full-on weird. As well as being the founder/frontman for Project Biscotti, Cardiac also enjoys writing all manner of poetry and prose.
If one were to go looking for Mr. Jones' influences, you'd find a slight obsession with Hunter S. Thompson, Edgar Allen Poe, LSD, Chuck Palahniuk, Todd Smith-although recent events are forcing his opinion to change on that subject-most of all, devious, kinky, sex is to blame for Mr. Jones' being how he is.
Not only is he an avid sleaze-hound, but your fiend, Cardiac Jones, also enjoys serial killers, sweet tea, and listening to the music of Lonesome Wyatt, CemeTerry Schultz, Black Flag, The Toadies, and Guns N Roses; as well as splashes of The Doors, MSI, and Gogol Bordello, thrown in for good measure.
Look for Cardiac Jones, in a dress, and on a stage-or wanted poster-in a town near you!
CREATURE
The Showboating Canadian
While there is little known about the nature and origins of this illusive member of the Biscotti clan, it has been discovered that being drumming monster, and slightly out of his mind, Mr. Canadian is also at least 1 half human. The other half appears to be a rough blend of bio-mechanical engineering and imaginary craziness.
The Showboating Canadian is a born drummer who, it is theorized, enjoys music, comedy, breathing and going by more alliases than someone with Multiple Personality Disorder. Among them are, The Ex Girlfriend, Various Artist, and Pickleheaded Bobby!
More information to come, as it becomes available to our research department. But, look for Mr. Showboating Canadian jn a straight jacket, beneath your bed when you lay to rest...